| For a short time only Zombie Alert is offering
much more than simply the chance to save your family from a bloody disgusting
death. In additon Onko is offering a limited number of
Zombie Alert Franchise Dealerships and
the potential for you to bring in thousands of dollars a day by doing little
more than sitting on your butt.
The finacial wizards at Onko have developed a revolutionary new method of
distibuting their zombie detection products to the consumer. Totally
different from the common 'multi-level marketing' and pyramid schemes of
Just think of it. Not only can you be saving your friends and family from being torn to shreds by heartless zombies, but you can also assure yourself an income that you never imagined possible. Here's How It Works You purchase one of each of the products in the Zombie Alert line of zombie protection devices. Then for a small additional investment you receive a nonexclusive distributorship for the geographic area of your choice. You could choose the WHOLE WORLD if you wanted. This entitles you to market Zombie Alert products to anyone within the chosen geographical area. For each sale you make you recieve a whopping two percent of the sale price. But Wait -- There's More In addition to the commission on sales of Zombie Alert, each person you recruit to buy his or her own franchise dealership becomes your own personal money tree. Yes each time that person makes a sale, you receive one percent of that sale. Within hours you can be raking in the money. Just think of it--money just rolling in while you sit there watching Oprah or drinking down at the corner bar. And there is more that just the money to being a Zombie Alert franchise owner. There is also a sense of accomplishment. While you bask in the sun like a slug you can feel secure in knowing that you are doing your part to save civilization of the threat of zombie attack. What could be better. SO ORDER NOW AND RECEIVE THE FULL DETAILS ON HOW TO BECOME AN AUTHORIZED NONEXCLUSIVE DEALER FOR THE FULL LINE OF ZOMBIE ALERT PRODUCTS Or return to one of the previous Zombie Alert pages
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